| On the job after a night of drink |
"A few scoops"
"Sure just the one."
"There's no harm in it."
"A bird never flew on one wing."
"The best pint is the one you didn't plan."
"Put a hole in it." Finish your drink, we're going to the next place.
"It has to be done."
"Going for a cure" of a hangover, that is.
"Sure wasn't it the good Lord's first miracle turning water into wine." overheard, on the town (spoken by an elderly lady.)
Tá mé ar meisce "I am drunk," in Gaelic Irish.